The hypocrisy of Duke Nukem Forever's distaste for new shooter heroes is clear early in the game. Duke is disgusted when offered a Halo-like suit of armor, asserting that his unassailable machismo is more resilient than any association with modernized entries of a genre he helped define in the mid-1990s. Yet Duke can only carry two guns at a time and has a regenerating health bar, elements popularized by the game he so readily dismisses. Duke Nukem Forever suggests Duke's compulsive need to pull the trigger to broadcast his manliness is enough to overcome any obstacle, which, as it turns out, it's not.

There was never anything complicated about Duke Nukem. He was an icon in his 1990s heyday because he was more than a floating gun. Duke had a voice, spouting action and comedy movie quotes. He made Army of Darkness' "Hail to the king, ... Read more »

English:
Soon will hold an internal tournament of League of Legends in the EKL. To register for the tournament should contact the admin of EKL XPlay by e-mail: xplayer@live.com.pt, or by Skype: nikitagiga. Registration is Feicham on July 20.

The tournament start date will be announced weeks after the completion of registration.

Portugues:
Em breve irá realizar um torneio interno de League of Legends na EkL. Para inscrever-se no torneio devera contactar o admin da EkL XPlayer por e-mail: xplayer@live.com.pt; ou por Skype: nikitagiga. As inscrições Feicham-se no dia 20 de julho.

A data do inicio do torneio será anunciada semanas depois da conclusão das inscrições.

Cancelado!!!

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

6. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

8. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

9. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

10. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

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