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1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

6. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

8. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

9. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

10. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

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